The Hungry Jedi

a nerdy hungry asthmatic fool of a cook

Together forever

#bones #shesgotnobody #love

Master of banangrams!

#bananagrams #numberone (at Tony’s Darts Away)

Let’s say you spent your Sunday night
At home drinking a hearty amount of beer
And cleaning your room till like 3 in the am
You might wake up in a condition
A condition only a bfast burrito could fix
Eat the burrito
Be the burrito

#burritoofbreakfast #food #partyhard

#pinball (at Bedrock LA)

Handing out 12 inchers at Dublab anniversary party. Come get some!

#food #foodtrucks #wearethebest (at Bedrock LA)

Coffee. Oatmeal. Ibuprofen.

For when you had a wild Friday night
Of Netflix #Brownies and #Wine
#breakfast #food #coffee #life

So you think to yourself..
Self, wouldn’t it be great to have a brownie
With a raspberry, red wine, and pepper syrup
Swirled into it
And then you make it and you realize
Hey I only need a half cup of wine for this whole batch
So why don’t I drink the rest of this bottle
And then you are there baking whilst drinking
And your brain doesn’t work that well
And you forget that if you swirl this syrup into these brownies
Its gonna make sinky little fudge holes in your brownies
But then you are also still not sober so you eat one
And its delicious
So you don’t give a funk

And so I present without further ado

Awesome ass brownies with a raspberry pepper red wine swirl

#life #adult #baking #food #brownies #redwine #instafood #drunk

Someone is trying to melt the truck with a giant magnifying glass. Come get some #banhmi while we are here at ladies night out in Burbank.

#food #foodtrucks #awesome #turningvietnamese (at Swift Vintage)

Selling them banh mi and representing @frysmith on the delicious @mandolinegrill

#foodtrucks #thebest #comeeatfood (at Fresco Community Market)

Fresh pasta, fresh herbs
Shrimps and tomatoes

Sooo good

#pasta #food #homemade #cooking #instafood #fresh #isometimesimpressmyself #humblebrag

Lunch Mise

#food #miseenplace #cooking #pasta #homemade #instafood #shrimp

This little dude is already trying to eat my foods

#insects #easybeinggreen

"One day you’ll be a real boy" quotth the cricket

#insects #ilovemesomebugs

Spooky faces

#Disneyland #Halloween (at Disneyland)

Beer & bananagrams

Goes together like cocaine and waffles

#beer #friends #bananagrams #goodtimes (at Tony’s Darts Away)